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Just Sayin’

Ilinap · June 21, 2012 ·

If you can’t walk gracefully instead of teetering like you have a corncob stuck up your tush, don’t buy the shoes.

If you can’t sit in it without showing the world the color of the cotton panel in your panties, don’t buy the skirt.

If you can’t keep the straps up or the bottoms out, don’t buy the swimsuit.

If you can’t type or hold a pen, don’t don fake nails that are longer than your fingers.

If you can’t stay in your lane or park within the lines, don’t drive a big ass car.

Just sayin’.

 

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